September 27th

Alright I’m starting to worry a bit. The other day Karen invited me to a family barbecue. Right? Well I show up and she is all shocked that I am there. Starts saying that it is “Inappropriate to show up uninvited or unannounced”. What!? You invited me! I couldn’t believe it. It broke my heart. I didn’t even say anything to her. I just walked out of the place, red faced as all hell. Talk about one of the more embarrassing moments of my life. I wouldn’t have minded if she had pulled me aside and said that she didn’t really want me there, but to call me out in front of her family? That’s inappropriate. What is that lame cliche saying? There are plenty of other fish in the sea? Yeah fuck that saying.