A Random Entry #2

Raise your left hand and repeat after me:

"I [Insert Name] am condemned to love and be loved. I will act with zealous benevolence. I will commit acts of lustful charity. I will not fit in with crowds, but I will respect the social norm. No one shall fall prey to my heels unless respectively deserving. None shall be graced with my unwilling judgment unless they have graced me. Those that call out my true name shall be granted deaf sight and blind hearing. Those that call out my false name shall be gifted muted thought and befuddled speech. Above all else, though, I shall come to appreciate the three imperfect truths of analog thought: I am the incarnate of an indefinite singularity; I am the fringed writing in a burning book; I will find myself alone more often than not. With these I march forward with stone feet and volcanic hands, trying to topple to ivory king."

You can now lower your hand and sit down.

A Random Entry

You expose yourself to everyone and you love it, Prometh, you're an idiot. You think you're some grand thing yet you're just like me, so calm down and enjoy. Toke up a bit.

Don't go telling me how to live my life...dude.

No one is telling you how to live your life.

Good, so let's keep it that way.

I'm just saying you keep up that mentality and you'll be dead by thirty-four. A stomach ulcer. They creep up on you.

Whatever.

Eh.

Eh.

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I guess you're right.

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Yeah, you are right.

I told you. Think about things before you jump or something.

I never jump!

Man, you are always jumping. Jump here. Oh, wait, I want to jump there. It's a cycle with you.

Well, I can't just stand still.

No, but try walking some time. Doctors tell me it's healthy.

Never was one for doctors.

Are you one for dying?

No.

Right.

Let's end this before it gets too confusing.